Heather and Alan’s Wedding

I think this is CRUCIAL for all to know…did you know that according to the hair dresser, my vows will not be LEGAL if my roots are not highlighted?

Seriously!! This is intense news.

I’m not exactly sure if that’s what she said, since maybe something got lost in my interpretation, but I’m pretty sure that was the gist it. AND, my friend confirmed it, letting me know she’s sure people will not be able to digest their food if my roots are showing. The comments will all be…”gosh, they had such potential to be a happy couple…but did you see her roots?” and “I just feel bad for them that they are struggling so much…I mean, did you see her hair?”

This is going to be rough since I’ve never even known I HAD roots to highlight…I should check into the legality of marriage without a full body wax.